Sunday, October 9, 2011
Day Six: Least Favorite Animals
I've decided this list needs a little elaboration. Partly because the photo is a bit smaller (that's because the rat is so much bigger than my other lists!) and because I sense there are controversial animals up there. So I do apologize if you actually do like shih tzus, because I don't mean to offend you.
Least Favorite Animals:
* Hairless anything (including hairless mice/rats, hairless cats, naked mole rats). They're just too wrinkly. And why would you want to pet a HAIRLESS cat when you can pet a HAIRY one? It doesn't make sense to me.
*Shih Tzus. Squashed up face anything turns me off. I have seen puppy shih tzus and I have seen old shih tzus, and they are never cute. Especially when they're older. I don't think I'll ever jump on this train.
*Monkeys. Some are cannibalistic.
*Eyeless fish (err...the fish who have evolved to not have a need for eyes). Creepy!
*Snails, Slugs, Centipedes. They're slimy and sticky, and I still haven't gotten over the video I saw in 8th grade about snails with eye defects. And centipedes have too many legs.
*Ferrets are smelly and are like really long rats.
*Squirrels, but only the one that bounced on our tent when we were camping. That was scary!
*Crows, because no matter where you go, they are loud and annoying. And I think there are plenty of other quiet scavengers out there.